Web Based Interactive Railway Safety Game for Kids,
Here is a link to a new web based interactive railway safety game for kids
called "Safe Trax." It was launched on Jan 24th by Heritage Canada. Canadian Pacific Police Service was one of the development
partners.
Fun & Games in the Virtual Museum of Canada - fun and educational challenges
Homemade Hovercraft
Materials
balloon CD Spout from water or juice bottle glue
Glue the spout over the center of the CD. You can use craft glue, or a hot glue gun. Masking tape
or duct tape would work too, but be sure the seal is air tight. Push the spout down so that it is closed and no air can pass
through. Blow up the balloon. Don't tie it! Carefully stretch it so that it is over the spout. Hold the bottom
of the balloon in place with one hand. With the fingers of the other hand, carefully lift open the spout.
The air in the balloon with be forced out through the drinking spout. It will create a blanket of air
almost like a hovercraft. The CD, propelled by the balloon, will scoot all around the floor. When it stops,
just blow the balloon up again for more fun.
Pastafazool
, Part One
by
Stuart B Baum
A
long time ago, in a land not too far away, lived a Sultan named Boodacheck the Third and a Princess named Mahleeba.
They lived in a palace, just like every other Sultan and Princess, but their palace was very different than any other palace
you might have seen. It had four spires, each one taller than the one before. The first spire was as tall as the tallest tree
in the world. The second spire was twice as tall as the first. The third spire was twice as tall as the second. And the fourth
spire was so tall that you could not see the top of it. No one in the entire land knew how tall the spire was. In fact, the
palace was so old, no one in the land could even remember when it was built or who had built it.
Sultan Boodacheck had everything that life had to offer. He had so many elephants that he could ride a different one every
day for the rest of his life. He had so many servants that he needed ten of the kingdom's best mathematicians just to keep
track of how many servants he had. Of everything else, he had even more. But, there was one thing he did not have and that
was a son. Which means that the land Boodacheck ruled, called Agloompa Land, had no Prince. The Sultan, like all fathers,
believed that Princess Mahleeba, his daughter, was the smartest, most beautiful, most eloquent, most athletic girl in the
entire world. In short, he thought that she was the best girl that had ever been born or ever would be born.
Since it was almost time for his daughter to be married, he wanted her to marry the best man in the world. There was one
other thing that the Sultan wanted. He wanted to know just how far up his tallest spire went and what was at the top.
Sultan Boodacheck issued a proclamation throughout Agloompa Land, asking the "best" men in the world to come to his palace
and try for the hand of his daughter. He declared that they must be exceptionally bright, stunningly handsome, and, even more
importantly, amazingly strong. All of these men would compete against each other in contests of intelligence, beauty and strength.
The man who came out the winner would then be allowed to climb to the top of the spire. Should he make it to the top and find
out what was there, he could marry Princess Mahleeba and become Prince of Agloompa Land.
Watch for Pastafazool Parts Two, Three and Four in future issues of the Fraser Canyon Express!!
A Tongue Twister Challenge
Tongue twisters, Betcha can’t say these doozies five times fast!!
Why not practice them, then challenge your friends!
Preshrunk silk shirts.
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
Shredded Swiss cheese.
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward.
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass.
And our favourite...........What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
Brainteaser
It was a Sunday morning and the queen woke up and found that her jewellery was missing. She asked the maid but the maid
said she was cleaning the bathroom, she asked the cook but he said he was making the breakfast. Then she went to go ask the
butler but he said he was getting the mail. Who stole the jewellery?
Answer- the butler, there is no mail on Sundays!
RIDDLES
Q.
What is worse than finding a worm in your food? A. Finding half a worm in your food.
Q.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? A. To get his quarter back.
Q.
What is the capital of Spain? A.
S.
Q.
Why was the Egyptian boy confused? A.
Because his daddy was a MUMMY!
Riddletime
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom!
Q: Where did the king keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies
Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one
Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!
Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous WRECK!
Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
May Days Wordsearch
R S E M A G S E V Y
T A L E N T W L H R
E I B I R O A O S A
B C R N H Y R P T F
R P N S O S D Y N F
S U T A E T D A E L
F E P S D Q S M V E
P O P C O R N O E S
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V G S T F A R C Z P
BOSTON BAR
CRAFTS
DANCE
DRAWS
EVENTS
FUN
GAMES
HORSES
MAYPOLE
PET SHOW
POPCORN
RAFFLES
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TALENT
TICKETS
A BRAINTEASER
Q:
You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people
on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers
eyes?
A guy came out of his house one morning and saw a fire engine race past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately,
he started chasing the engine, running as fast as he could until eventually he collapsed, gasping for breath. In a last
act of desperation he shouted after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your darn ice cream!"
joketime
A little mushroom goes to a new school and asks the other kids to play with him... They dont want to play with him because
he is different but the mushroom is persistent. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with them... "C'mon , I'm a fun guy..."
(get it? fungi!)
TRAIN RULES
What's NOT Safe?
Tracks are private property. Be safe - don't trespass.
Stay off railway cars and tracks: it's against the law.
Don't play on railway bridges.
Putting things on train tracks is dangerous.
It is not safe to walk between the cars of standing trains.
Throwing items at trains is not safe.
Stay out of railway tunnels!
What IS Safe?
Watch for railway signs and signals.
Only cross at marked crossings. Walk bicyles across after looking both ways.
Listen for train whistles.
If you are in a car stuck on the tracks, get out fast and move far away!
This page updated monthly!! Watch for exciting jokes, puzzles, crafts and railway safety
messages.